Hey McDonald's, I got something you can eat!

Here is a copy of a recent complaint that I sent to McDonald's.... or I would have sent if they had any damn email addresses in Canada.


I love McDonalds, but let's be honest, the relationship is definitely dysfunctional. Like a codependant lover, I just keep going back for more and more abuse. Abuse you ask? How can a restaurant abuse a person? Is this some sort of bizarre world where the burgers eat the people? Hardly. I am talking about the abuse that we as customers get every time we set foot in that place.

First of all, when we walk in there we get treated like garbage. Except in instances of economic recession (see my first post). Then, we try to order breakfast, but for some reason you can only order breakfast for a brief period between 6:45 Am and 7:00 Am, and you wonder why less and less people are eating your food? Hey Ronald, I have a business proposal for you: If people want to eat your crap food, LET THEM. People have been getting pissed off about your strict breakfast guidelines for decades, why don't you just offer all day breakfast and make everyone happy!! Do not give me the excuse that an egg is too hard to make, or I might just slap you in the mouth.

To add a little fuel to the fire, I went to McDonald's last night and tried to order an ice cream. Do you want to guess what happened? You know it, they would not let me order it. I miss the good old days when a restaurant would let you buy food when you ask for it, but I guess things don't work like that anymore.

In conclusion, I would like to summarize that the biggest threat to fast food is not trendy diets, or extremely biased movies about the risks of eating there, but rather the companies themselves providing poor service and not listening to the explicit cues of the wants of their customers.